dadtax

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6 views · Added 16d ago · 2 definitions

Dadtax is when a man gets forced to hand over his cash to a woman just so she can keep his kids and pretend she’s doing him a favor. It’s like the government says, 'Yeah, you’re paying for the kids, but you’re also paying for her coffee, her Netflix, and her new car.'

'I pay $1,000 a month for my kid, and she still took the car I bought her for Christmas.'

'He pays dadtax so he can sit on the couch and eat pizza while dad works three jobs.'

'Dadtax is like a tax on being a decent human being.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Dadtax is the extra amount of food, drinks, or snacks a dad gets to eat because he’s the only one who makes life work. It’s like the universe says, 'Hey, you’re the dad, so you get the snacks.'

'I bought a pizza for the family, but dad got the whole box.'

'She bought a drink for the house, and dad drank it all.'

'He got a bag of chips for the whole week, and he ate it in one day.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago