DADTASTIK

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A dad who’s not just a dad, he’s a dad on steroids, like a dad who could bench-press your whole family and still have time to yell at the TV.

My dad is dadtastik, he once ate my entire lunch and then told the principal I was a bad student.

This guy’s dadtastik, he’s got 12 kids, a pet llama, and a PhD in yelling.

Dadtastik is when your dad shows up at your prom wearing a tuxedo and a wrestling mask.

A dad who's so dad-like, he's basically a dad superhero, but with less cape and more snack food.

Dadtastik is when your dad can fix your car, your computer, and your love life, all in one day.

My dad is dadtastik, he once turned my science project into a wrestling match.

This man is dadtastik, he showed up to my college graduation in a speedo and a hat that said 'I raised this kid.'

A dad who's not just a dad, he's a dad on a mission, like he's got a list of things to yell about and a snack to throw.

Dadtastik is when your dad can out-swear your mom and still have time to make you breakfast.

My dad is dadtastik, he showed up at my first day of school dressed as a pirate and told the principal to ‘watch out.’

This guy is dadtastik, he once turned a simple math test into a full-blown wrestling match.

A dad who's like a dad on drugs, crazy, loud, and always got a snack to throw.

Dadtastik is when your dad can make a sandwich and a wrestling match happen at the same time.

My dad is dadtastik, he once threw a cheeseburger at my math teacher and won.

This man is dadtastik, he showed up to my birthday party dressed as a rock and told the DJ to ‘play it loud or I’ll beat you up.’

A dad who's like a dad on fire, loud, crazy, and always got a snack to throw.

Dadtastik is when your dad can turn your homework into a wrestling match and still have time to eat a whole pizza.

My dad is dadtastik, he once turned my science project into a full-blown wrestling match with the dog.

This guy is dadtastik, he showed up to my first day of school wearing a tuxedo and a wrestling mask.