DadStrat

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DadStrat is when a dad gets kicked out of the bus at the last second like he’s been waiting for this moment his whole life. It’s the ultimate flex.

I got kicked out of the bus like I was the main character of a movie.

He got ejected at the last second like it was a miracle.

The bus driver saved my life by kicking me out of the bus.

Deploy Glider is when you drop your glider so fast you might as well be flying. It’s like you’re trying to escape the clutches of death itself.

I deployed my glider so fast I scared the birds away.

He dropped his glider like it was a lifeline.

I hit deploy so quick, my glider was jealous.

Get Coastin is when you head to the coast like you’ve been there your whole life. You’re not going anywhere else because the coast is your home.

He went straight to the coast like it was his destiny.

I ran to the coast like I was being chased by a bear.

The coast called to me, and I answered.

Don’t Die is when you stay alive and don’t let anyone see you. You’re like a ghost that’s just waiting for the right moment to strike.

I stayed alive like I was hiding from the devil.

He didn’t die and stayed hidden like a ninja.

I didn’t die and just watched them all fall apart.

Top 10 is when you make it to the top ten and you know you’re the best. You flex like you’ve been waiting for this moment your whole life.

I got top ten and flexed like I owned the game.

He made top ten like it was his birthday.

I got top ten and screamed like I just won the lottery.