dadsona

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A dad who thinks he’s a cartoon character but still can’t remember where he put his keys.
'I’m not just a dad, I’m a dadsona! I’ve got the power of coffee and a bad temper!'
He showed up to the school play wearing a cape and a shirt that said 'I’m not lazy, I’m strategically napping.'
He tried to explain quantum physics to his kid using a juice box and a sock.
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A dad who thinks he’s cool, but he just smells like old socks and regret.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying, 'I’m living my best life. I’m just not sure where my pants are.'
He tried to rap at the grocery store. It was bad. Like, really bad. Like, it hurt my soul.
He wears his son’s old hoodie like it’s a trophy.
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A dad who’s more like a failed superhero, but with more snacks and less responsibility.
He tried to save the day by eating the entire pizza and then passed out on the couch.
He told his kid, 'I’m not just a dad, I’m a dadsona. I’ve got the power of cereal and a microwave.'
He tried to fight the mailman and lost because he forgot to put on his pants.
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