Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when someone hits something or someone so hard it feels like a dad used a shovel to beat a bee to death in a wrestling match.

My brother dadsmacked his lunch because it wouldn't shut up.

She dadsmacked the door when it wouldn't open.

He dadsmacked his phone after it crashed for the 10th time.

2

when you hit something so hard it might cry, and it’s probably a dad doing it.

I dadsmacked my mom when she said I couldn’t eat pizza for dinner.

The dog got dadsmacked for stealing my sandwich.

He dadsmacked the wall because it didn’t listen to him.

3

a hit so strong it might make the universe question its life choices, like a dad did it.

She dadsmacked the table when her math test was bad.

The kid dadsmacked his brother for eating his snack.

He dadsmacked the TV when it wouldn’t change the channel.

4

when you hit something so hard it probably deserves a medal, and it’s usually a dad who did it.

I dadsmacked my dad when he wouldn’t let me play video games.

The cat got dadsmacked for knocking over my cereal.

She dadsmacked the door because it wouldn’t stop creaking.

5

a slap so powerful it might wake the dead, and it’s probably a dad who did it.

He dadsmacked the fridge when it wouldn’t open.

The dog got dadsmacked for barking at the mailman.

She dadsmacked her brother for taking her phone.

6

when you hit something so hard it might break the laws of physics, and it’s usually a dad who did it.

I dadsmacked my math teacher when he gave me a bad grade.

The kid dadsmacked his little brother for stealing his snack.

She dadsmacked the wall because it wouldn’t stop making noise.