Dadsbund

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A dad who’s also a husband, and usually a total idiot. Found mostly in redneck towns. It’s when a dad marries his daughter, and everyone knows it’s just a way to avoid paying taxes.
Dad just married his daughter. Now he’s a dadbund. Tax time is gonna be hell.
My dad married my mom. Now he’s a dadbund. I’m confused.
He’s a dadbund. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds bad.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When a dad pours beer over his daughter’s head while telling her not to tell her mom. It’s the dadbund ritual. You know it’s happening when the beer hits the head.
Dad poured beer on my head. I’m a dadbund now. Not sure if I like it.
He told me not to tell my mom. Then he poured beer on me. Classic dadbund.
My dad did the dadbund ritual. I got beer in my hair. It was glorious.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The dad who acts like he’s not married to his daughter, but everyone knows it. He’s the dadbund. He’s loud, he’s drunk, and he’s usually wearing the same shirt from 1993.
My dad’s a dadbund. He still wears that same shirt. It’s like a fashion statement.
He’s a dadbund. I know because he told me not to tell my mom.
Dad married my mom. He’s a dadbund. I don’t know what that means, but it’s weird.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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