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A man in his 50s who thinks he's still cool. He tries to send his kids to fancy schools and still uses a pogo stick like it's 1985.

Dad: 'I'm sending you to private school, kid. You'll thank me when you're rich.' Kid: 'I’d rather be stuck on a pogo stick.'

He tried to impress the kid with a pogo stick at the school fair. The kid cried.

He asked the kid to do a math problem on the pogo stick. The kid failed. Dad failed harder.

A grumpy man in his 50s who thinks he's still a kid. He spends his money on private schools and pogo sticks.

He tried to buy a private school for his kid with money from his pogo stick business. It didn’t work.

He got into a fight with a teacher over a pogo stick. No one won.

He told his kid, 'You’ll thank me when you’re rich.' The kid said, 'I’ll thank you when you stop using the pogo stick in class.'

A man who thinks he's still cool and rich. He sends his kid to private school and still uses a pogo stick.

He tried to take his kid to private school on a pogo stick. The kid cried.

He told the teacher, 'I'm rich. I don't need a real school.' The teacher said, 'You're rich, but you're also weird.'

He tried to impress the kid with a pogo stick. The kid said, 'I’m not impressed. I’m scared.'

A man who's old but still thinks he's cool. He tries to send his kid to private school and uses a pogo stick for no reason.

He tried to take the kid to private school. The kid said, 'Why are we on a pogo stick?'

He told the kid, 'You'll thank me when you're rich.' The kid said, 'I'll thank you when you stop using the pogo stick in math class.'

He tried to do a math problem on the pogo stick. He failed. The kid failed harder.

A man who thinks he's still a kid and a king. He sends his kid to private school and still uses a pogo stick.

He told the kid, 'You're rich, I'm rich, and I'm still cool.' The kid said, 'You're rich, I'm not, and I'm tired of the pogo stick.'

He tried to take the kid to private school on a pogo stick. The kid cried.

He told the teacher, 'I’m still cool.' The teacher said, 'You’re still weird.'

A man in his 50s who thinks he's still a kid. He spends his money on private schools and a pogo stick.

He told the kid, 'I'm rich.' The kid said, 'You’re still weird.'

He tried to take the kid to private school on a pogo stick. The kid cried.

He told the teacher, 'I’m still cool.' The teacher said, 'You’re still weird.'