dad's salt

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The goo that comes out when a man gets all worked up and thinks about meat, money, and how bad his kid's report card is.

My dad's salt is like a breakfast cereal commercial but with more cum and less glitter.

I got a D in math and my dad's salt was the only thing that could make me feel worse.

My dad's salt is the reason I have a 2 a. m. snack habit.

A magical mix of salts only my dad could create, like a wizard but with more sweat and less magic.

My dad's salt is the reason I have nightmares about breakfast food.

I think my dad's salt is what my dog drinks for energy.

My dad's salt is like a secret sauce but for my soul.