Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The grandma who gave your dad life and then yelled at him for being a disappointment.

My dad's mom once yelled at him for not mowing the lawn. He was 40.

My uncle's dad's mom threw a sandwich at him during Thanksgiving.

My dad's mom called me a 'disgrace to the family' for liking pineapple on pizza.

2

The goddamn ultimate parent who probably has a PhD in being awesome.

My dad's mom has a PhD in being awesome and also in yelling.

She's the ultimate parent and also knows how to fix your car.

She's the goddamn ultimate parent and still has time to make the best pie in the world.

3

A parent who only shows up when they feel like it and always during the worst moments.

My dad's mom showed up during my math test and told me to stop being a 'disgrace.'

She FaceTimed me during my basketball game and told me to eat more vegetables.

She showed up during my prom and said I was 'too loud.'

4

That joke you throw at people when they start with 'Your mom is...'

I told my brother the joke and he couldn't stop laughing for a week.

I used it on my teacher and she gave me extra homework.

I told my mom and she started yelling at my dad.

5

Moms dad is like hoes mad, so we should all say it like that instead.

I told my friend that moms dad rhymes with hoes mad and he was confused.

My cousin said it and my uncle started laughing.

I used it in class and my teacher was confused.

6

The woman who can beat your dad up and still makes the best cookies in the world.

My dad's mom beat my dad up for forgetting her birthday.

She can beat your dad up and still make the best cookies.

She beat my brother up and still made the best cake.

7

The one who runs the family like it's a business and you're all just employees.

My dad's mom runs the family like a boss.

She treats us all like employees and yells at us for being lazy.

She even yelled at my dog for not doing his job.