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The place where you get stuck like a cockroach in a trap and can't escape no matter how hard you try
My dad's house is like jail but with less snacks and more dad jokes.
I got stuck at my dad's house again and I'm not even doing anything wrong.
Dad's house is the only place where I can't even text my friends without getting yelled at.
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The annoying music your dad plays so loud it sounds like he's trying to kill your brain with a bassline
My dad’s house is like a concert and I'm the only person who didn’t sign up.
I swear the bass at my dad’s house is trying to punch me in the face.
That deep house music is louder than my mom’s yelling.
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When your dad’s house is like a prison and you’re stuck there because your ex-stepmom’s kid is there and you’re just stuck in the middle of a family war you didn’t sign up for
I had to stay at my dad’s house because his other kid was there and I didn’t want to fight them.
My dad’s house is like a war zone and I’m the peacekeeper who doesn’t want to be there.
I got stuck at my dad’s house because his other kid was there and I don’t even know why.
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