Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A dad’s fringe is when he’s so wasted he thinks his beard is a hat and his pants are a helmet.

Dad: 'I’m not drunk, I’m just fringe-ing it.'

At the bar, he tried to dance like a chicken and fell into a keg.

He texted his wife: 'I’m coming home. I think I’m a superhero.'

2

A dad’s fringe is when he’s so wasted he can’t tell the difference between a soda and a snake.

He tried to drink a beer out of a fishbowl and yelled, 'This is a party!'

He said his dog was a wizard and tried to feed him a burger.

He texted his son: 'I’m in the fridge. I think I’m a zombie.'

3

A dad’s fringe is when he’s so wasted he thinks he’s a wizard and his pants are a spell.

He tried to cast a spell by yelling at the TV and it turned off.

He told the pizza delivery guy he was a wizard and gave him a sandwich.

He fell off the couch and said, 'That was a spell!'

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A dad’s fringe is when he’s so wasted he thinks his shoes are a spaceship and his hair is a flame.

He tried to fly out the window and fell into the lawn.

He told his kid, 'I’m going to Mars. Watch me!'

He texted his wife: 'I’m in space. I think I’m a dragon.'

5

A dad’s fringe is when he’s so wasted he thinks the cat is a cop and the dog is his lawyer.

He tried to arrest the cat and got kicked out of the kitchen.

He said the dog was defending him and gave him a sandwich.

He yelled, 'I’m not guilty! I’m just fringe-ing it!'

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A dad’s fringe is when he’s so wasted he thinks he’s a king and his socks are a crown.

He tried to rule the living room and threw a couch pillow at the TV.

He told his wife, 'You’re my queen. I’m the king of the fridge.'

He said, 'I’m not tired. I’m just on a throne.'