Dad’s Cream Soda

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A sugary mess that only comes out when you press the jelly part like it’s your dad’s last hope.

My dad’s cream soda is like a sad cry for help in a bottle.

I squeezed it so hard, I think the jelly part cried.

That thing tastes like my dad’s old shoes.

A drink that looks like it came from a science experiment and tastes like regret.

I drank it and now my tongue is screaming.

This isn’t soda. This is a punishment.

It’s like my dad’s brain got turned into a drink.

A fizzy disaster that only comes out when you yell at the bottle.

I yelled at it and it finally gave me some soda.

That bottle was tougher than my math teacher.

I had to scream ‘I will not fail math!’ just to get some drink.