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a group of guys who have kids and like to flirt with each other in the school drop-off line

'I saw your kid today. He's adorable. You're not too bad either.'

'You're here again. Are you trying to make me blush?'

'Your kid just called me "Dad." I'm not sure if that's a compliment or a warning.'

a bunch of men with kids who think they're still cool just because they have a kid

'I have a kid. That makes me a dad. I'm now a legend.'

'My kid just got a D. I'm still a legend.'

'I don't know why I'm here. But I'm still a legend.'

a group of men who have kids and think they're the only ones who have ever had kids

'I had a kid. That's not normal. That's legendary.'

'You had a kid? That's not cool. That's criminal.'

'I didn't know you had a kid. I thought you were just a guy.'

a club where men with kids get together and try to out-cool each other by showing off their kids

'My kid just won a spelling bee. You're still a legend.'

'Your kid spelled 'spelling' wrong. That's not cool.'

'My kid can do a backflip. You're still a legend.'

a group of guys who have kids and think they're still in their 20s

'I'm 40. I'm still in my 20s. I'm a legend.'

'You're 45? That's not old. That's just a legend.'

'I have a kid. That makes me 25 again.'

a place where guys with kids talk about their kids like they're celebrities

'My kid is a rock star. You're just a dad.'

'Your kid just got a D. That's not cool. That's legendary.'

'I don't know why I'm here. But my kid is a rock star.'