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A bunch of guys and kids who think football is the only thing that matters and will yell at the TV like it personally insulted them when their team gets destroyed.
Why did you not catch that pass? You’re a disgrace to the human race!
I swear if the quarterback doesn’t start throwing touchdowns I’m gonna throw my beer at the screen.
This loss is the worst thing that’s ever happened to mankind.
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Men and boys who act like they’re the ones who play the game and will take out their frustration on anyone who dares to point out their team’s mistakes.
I don’t care if the ref was high! You messed up the play!
You’re the reason we lost! I could’ve beaten that guy with my bare hands!
If you don’t shut up I’m gonna kick your ass out of the living room.
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A group of guys who think they’re the ones who make the team win and will yell at the TV so loud it might break and then blame the whole world for their team’s failures.
I yelled so loud the neighbors came to check if I was having a seizure!
I blame the moon! It was too full for the quarterback to think straight!
If I had a dollar for every time I yelled at the TV, I’d be rich and I’d still be mad.
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