Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your dad says you’re lying and you’re totally full of crap and he’s probably going to throw something at you.

Dad: "You think I’m gonna believe that?" Me: "You’re not."

Dad: "Get outta here!" I: "You’re not even trying."

Dad: "That’s never gonna happen." Me: "You’re right. It’s not."

2

When your dad sees your mom breastfeeding and he’s like "Oh man" and gets hard but can’t do anything because he’s too tired or too stupid.

Dad sees mom feeding the baby and starts getting a hard-on but can’t do anything because he’s too tired.

Dad’s eyes go wide while watching mom breastfeed. He’s like "I’m gonna die."

Dad’s balls are full of lust but he’s too tired to do anything about it.

3

When your dad’s balls shrink and he starts getting stupid because he has too many kids and he can’t remember anything.

Dad: "I forgot my own name." Mom: "You forgot your name?"

Dad’s balls are tiny and he can’t remember where he put his keys.

Dad’s brain is gone. He thinks he has 10 kids and he’s only got two.

4

A stupid thing people say that makes you think of your dad’s testicles and you want to punch them.

My friend said "Dad’s Balls" and I wanted to punch him.

I heard "Dad’s Balls" and I almost died from laughing.

My dad said "Dad’s Balls" and he got mad at me.