dad's army

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A gang of old farts who team up to take over the world, one tiny town at a time. They're like the backup plan of the backup plan.
My grandpa joined 'dad's army' just to prove he could out-sit my dad.
The local 'dad's army' tried to take over the post office. They failed. But it was funny.
My uncle says he's in 'dad's army' because he's too lazy to be in the real army.
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The best comedy show ever made, about old guys trying to look cool while wearing weird pants and pretending to be soldiers.
I watched 'dad's army' every Saturday. It was better than my life.
My cousin’s dad said he was in 'dad's army' because he thought it was a real job.
My mom said 'dad's army' was the only thing keeping her from crying during the pandemic.
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A fancy way to say 'I don’t care, I’m still better than you', used by old guys who think they're still cool.
My grandpa used 'dad's army' as an excuse to skip gym class.
My uncle said he joined 'dad's army' because he didn’t want to be called 'the old man' anymore.
My mom used 'dad's army' to explain why she didn’t do her homework.
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