dads a goat

Dad’s a goat? That’s just Andrew. He’s got one ear and a face like a used towel.

Andrew walks in and says, 'Hey,' like he owns the place. He only has one ear. And he smells like a pizza that died in a dumpster.

I saw Andrew at the store. He had one ear and was arguing with the cashier about whether toast is a food group.

Andrew lost an ear in a bet and now thinks he’s a superhero. He walks around like he just saved the world.

He told me, 'I’ve got one ear, but I’ve got power. I’m the man.' I asked, 'What power?' He said, 'The power of one ear.'

Andrew’s got one ear and a cape. He’s got a cape. He’s got a cape.

Andrew’s got one ear and talks about it nonstop. He’s like, 'You know what? I’ve got one ear. You know what that means? It means I’m a legend.'

He walked into the room and said, 'Hey, I’ve got one ear. You know what that means? It means I’ve got a story.'

Andrew saw me and said, 'You know what? I’ve got one ear. You know what that makes me? A legend.' I said, 'A legend who smells like a pizza that died in a dumpster.'