Dad's 22

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The gun your dad uses to scare you into eating your veggies.
My dad pulled out his 22 and said, 'You eat that brussels sprout or you'll be next.'
He threatened to shoot the dog if I didn't clean my room.
He aimed the 22 at me during math class and said, 'You're gonna fail if you don't stop daydreaming.'
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The weapon your dad uses to make you do everything he says.
He said, 'If you don't mow the lawn, I'll shoot the neighbor's cat.'
He threatened to shoot my phone if I didn't stop playing video games.
He told me if I didn't do my homework, he'd use the 22 on me.
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The gun that makes you do what your dad says or else.
He said, 'You're gonna eat that broccoli or I'll shoot the TV.'
He pulled out the 22 and said, 'You're gonna study or I'll shoot your dog.'
He told me, 'You're gonna clean your room or I'll shoot your video game console.'
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