Dadraderie

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Dadraderie is when dads team up and make the whole world suffer because they think they're the best at everything.

"You think you're tough? I once fought a bear with a sock.", Dad at the park

"You call that a beer? I once drank a whole keg in one night.", Dad at the bar

"You think you're cool? I once got kicked out of a restaurant for yelling at the waiter.", Dad at the restaurant

Dadraderie is like a secret club where dads laugh at your problems and think yours are the worst.

"You failed a test? I once failed a whole class.", Dad in the car

"You broke your leg? I once broke three legs.", Dad at the dinner table

"You're sad? I once cried in a public bathroom.", Dad at the grocery store

Dadraderie is when dads bond over how bad they are at life and still think they're the best.

"You think you're a mess? I once wore a sock for a week.", Dad on the phone

"You're tired? I once slept for three days and still felt like a zombie.", Dad at the mall

"You're angry? I once yelled at a traffic light.", Dad at the gas station

Dadraderie is when dads become best friends just because they both hate the same things.

"You hate math? I once cried over a math test.", Dad in the kitchen

"You hate bedtime? I once stayed up for a week.", Dad on the couch

"You hate vegetables? I once ate a whole plate of broccoli in one bite.", Dad at the dinner table

Dadraderie is when dads stick together like glue and laugh at your problems while making their own.

"You're mad? I once got kicked out of a restaurant for yelling at the waiter.", Dad at the restaurant

"You're tired? I once slept for three days and still felt like a zombie.", Dad at the mall

"You're sad? I once cried in a public bathroom.", Dad at the grocery store

Dadraderie is when dads become like brothers just because they both think they're the best.

"You think you're cool? I once got kicked out of a restaurant for yelling at the waiter.", Dad at the restaurant

"You think you're tough? I once fought a bear with a sock.", Dad at the park

"You think you're the best? I once beat you at video games.", Dad at the living room