dadpetition

Dad1: I can bench 200 pounds. Dad2: I can bench 220. Dad1: I can bench 220 with one hand. Dad2: I can bench 220 with one hand while doing push-ups.

Dad1: I can eat a whole pizza. Dad2: I can eat a whole pizza and still do a plank. Dad1: I can eat a whole pizza and still do a plank while yelling at the TV.

Dad1: I can stay up all night. Dad2: I can stay up all night and still teach math. Dad1: I can stay up all night and still teach math while eating a whole pizza.

Dad1: I can wear a hat inside. Dad2: I can wear a hat inside and still look cool. Dad1: I can wear a hat inside and still look cool while eating a sandwich.

Dad1: I can drink coffee at 6 a. m. Dad2: I can drink coffee at 6 a. m. and still drive. Dad1: I can drink coffee at 6 a. m. and still drive while yelling at the kids.

Dad1: I can wear pajamas to work. Dad2: I can wear pajamas to work and still impress my boss. Dad1: I can wear pajamas to work and still impress my boss while eating a whole pizza.

Dad1: I can take care of my kids. Dad2: I can take care of my kids and still eat pizza. Dad1: I can take care of my kids and still eat pizza while yelling at the TV.

Dad1: I can stay up late. Dad2: I can stay up late and still play video games. Dad1: I can stay up late and still play video games while eating a whole pizza.

Dad1: I can be loud. Dad2: I can be loud and still make my kids laugh. Dad1: I can be loud and still make my kids laugh while eating a whole pizza.