DADOTC

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Pooping on the clock like you’re getting paid to crap. Who else gets a raise for shitting in the office bathroom?

I DADOTC’d right in front of my boss. He thought I was doing yoga.

Took a dump at 3 PM. My coworker asked if I was sick. I said, 'No, I’m just rich.'

DADOTC’d during a Zoom call. My boss said, 'You’re not on mute.'

You’re so lazy you take a dump at work like it’s a paid vacation. What’s next? Sleeping during meetings?

I DADOTC’d in the breakroom. My coworker said, 'You’re a legend.'

Took a dump at 2 PM. My boss walked in and said, 'You’re not even tired.'

DADOTC’d during a team lunch. My boss said, 'You’re not even eating.'

You’re so good at pooping that you do it at work like it’s your full-time job. Why even have a real job?

I DADOTC’d in the office bathroom. My coworker said, 'You’re a genius.'

Took a dump during a meeting. My boss said, 'You’re not even paying attention.'

DADOTC’d right before a big presentation. My boss said, 'You’re ready for the big show.'