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So ugly you look like a dumpster fire, but you're still cute enough to make people forget you're wearing eyeliner like it's a war crime.
My cousin’s face is like a raccoon got into a paintball fight, but I still want to marry him.
That boy looks like he slept in a glue bottle, but his smile is so bright it’s like a disco ball.
She wears a black wig and three eyeliner pencils, but her face is still a work of art.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Looks like a goth kid threw up on a glitter factory, but you still think they’re the most beautiful person ever.
My friend’s hair looks like a storm hit a paint store, but he still gets heart eyes from everyone.
That girl’s face is like a neon sign screaming at midnight, but she’s still the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.
He looks like he was born in a mosh pit, but he’s still the cutest thing to ever walk into a metal concert.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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So covered in make-up and hair dye it looks like a war zone, but you still find them cute enough to want to take them out for milkshakes.
That kid’s face is like a paint explosion, but I still want to kiss them.
She looks like she went through a color explosion and a fire, but she’s still the most adorable thing in the room.
He’s got more hair colors than a rainbow threw up, but he’s still the cutest boy in the school.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Looks like someone tried to glue a raccoon to a neon sign, but you still think they’re the most beautiful person on the planet.
My brother looks like a raccoon got stuck in a neon light, but I still think he’s the cutest thing ever.
That girl’s face is like a neon sign exploded in a raccoon fight, but she still gets all the heart eyes.
He looks like he was born in a neon factory and raised by raccoons, but he’s still the most adorable kid in the class.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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So ugly it hurts, but you still think they’re adorable enough to steal their lunch money.
That boy looks like a raccoon had a face-off with a glitter explosion, but I still want to take him to the mall.
She looks like she was dipped in paint and then hit with a neon sign, but she’s still the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
He’s got more hair colors than a rainbow threw up, but I still want to rob him for his candy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Looks like a paintball war broke out in a neon factory and a raccoon was in the middle of it, but you still think they’re the cutest thing since sliced bread.
My cousin’s face looks like a raccoon got paintballed by a neon sign, but she’s still the cutest thing in the room.
That kid looks like he was born in a paintball war and raised by neon lights, but he’s still adorable enough to make me cry.
He looks like a raccoon exploded in a neon factory, but I still want to take him to the movies.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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