Dadophobia

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When a guy tries to be a good dad and actually shows up for his kids, some people get mad and start making fun of him like he’s a radioactive waste dump.
'Why is he still here? He’s not even a real dad, he’s just a dad in training!'
‘He took paternity leave? That’s not a man’s job, that’s a woman’s job!’
‘He’s trying to be cool in public with his kid? That’s not manly, that’s babyish.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It’s when someone sees a dad doing his job and instead of being happy, they act like they’re being personally attacked by a swarm of bees.
‘He’s holding his kid’s hand? That’s not a dad, that’s a walking baby!’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a part-time man.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a meal-prep dad.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone sees a dad being nice and instead of saying nice things, they start throwing insults like they’re in a wrestling match.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a math teacher in disguise.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It’s when someone sees a dad being a dad and instead of being happy, they act like they’ve been personally insulted by a whole bunch of bad decisions.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s lost his mind.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It’s when someone sees a dad doing his job and instead of being happy, they act like they’ve been personally attacked by a group of angry squirrels.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s lost his mind.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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It’s when someone sees a dad being a dad and instead of being happy, they act like they’ve been personally insulted by a group of angry squirrels.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s lost his mind.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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