dadoobies

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what mums call boobs when they're too lazy to say the real word

'I'm gonna go get my dadoobies,' she said, like she was going to a fancy party.

'Dad, stop talking about dadoobies at the dinner table!'

She texted me: 'I'm at the mall. I need my dadoobies.'

the word mums use when they're too old to say the real word and too proud to admit it

'I'm getting my dadoobies done today,' she said, like she was getting a Nobel Prize.

He whispered, 'Your mum called them dadoobies in front of the whole class.'

She said, 'I can't go out without my dadoobies.' Like they were her shoes.

what mums call boobs when they're trying to sound cool but just sound old

'I'm going to get my dadoobies,' she said, like she was going to a concert.

He said, 'Your mum called them dadoobies in the supermarket.'

She texted, 'Don't make me get my dadoobies out.' Like they were weapons.