Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a guy's meat gets hard because his wife, girlfriend, or fiancée is doing something hot. Whores, bitches, and skags don't do this. Porn doesn't count either.

My meat got hard when my wife licked my toes. My meat got hard when my wife sucked my cock. My meat got hard when my wife said I was the best lover she ever had.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

2

When two guys hit the same hole with their weins. Sounds like a big party in there.

Double anal and double oral? That's what I signed up for. I got two weins in my ass and one in my mouth. I'm about to explode.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

When you take a dump in your hand and throw it like a feral monkey. It’s gross and it’s proud.

I dumped in my hand and flung it at my brother. I dumped in my hand and flung it at my mom. I dumped in my hand and flung it at my dog.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

4

A Vietnamese dude. He says 'damn dude' like 'daaa doo' because of his accent. That’s how we got 'dado.'

That Vietnamese dude said 'damn dude' and I heard 'dado.' That Vietnamese dude said 'damn dude' and I laughed. That Vietnamese dude said 'damn dude' and I called him 'dado.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

5

A calm, quiet Asian girl who likes guys with the same music and hobbies. She loves shopping and keeps secrets. She thinks she’s ugly but she’s not.

That Asian girl loved me because I liked the same music. That Asian girl kept my secret about my meat. That Asian girl called herself ugly but she was the best.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

6

A special saw blade for cutting grooves in wood. It’s got chips and wobbles. It’s complicated and fancy.

I used a dado blade to cut a groove in my wood. I used a dado blade and it wobbled like crazy. I used a dado blade and it was fancy and hard to use.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

7

A guy who acts like he's stupid. He's not really stupid, but he makes it look real.

That guy acts like he’s stupid. He dropped his phone in the toilet. He fell off a chair like a baby.

by Slangipedia 5d ago