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when your dad has a total disaster on the floor
My dad dropped a pizza and it was like a war zone.
He stepped in a puddle and it became a crime scene.
He threw a shoe and it was a mess for days.
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when your dad’s poop is so bad it looks like a crime scene
He pooped and it was like a murder happened.
His poop was so big, it took up half the room.
He pooped and it looked like a monster came through.
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when your dad leaves a giant poop on the floor and it’s a total disaster
He left a poop and it was like a war broke out.
He pooped and it was so big, it was a miracle he didn’t fall over.
He dropped a poop and it was like a new world started.
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when your dad’s poop is so bad it makes the floor cry
He pooped and the floor was like, 'I can’t take it anymore.'
His poop was so bad, it made the floor feel like it was dying.
He pooped so hard, the floor started to sob.
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when your dad poops and it’s like a whole new universe started on the floor
He pooped and it was like the floor had a baby.
His poop was so big, it had its own planet.
He dropped a poop and it was like the floor had a party.
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when your dad poops so bad it’s like a movie came to life on the floor
He pooped and it was like a horror movie started playing.
His poop was so dramatic, it had a soundtrack.
He dropped a poop and it was like a blockbuster film.