dado

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A Vietnamese guy who yells 'damn dude' so bad it sounds like 'dado' because his tongue is thicker than a donut.
'Dado! My mom said I can't go out tonight!', Jake at 10 PM.
'Dado! I failed math!', Chris during lunch.
'Dado! My dog ate my homework!', Sam in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When two guys go down the same hole at the same time, like two raccoons fighting over a trash can.
'I had a dado with my bro last night and I'm still sore.', Mark in the gym.
'Dado is the best way to die.', Alex after a bad night.'
'Dado is when you're like 'what the hell just happened'.', Taylor at school.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Pooping in your hand and throwing it like you're trying to hit a kid with a banana peel.
'I did a dado in the hallway and got suspended.', Jordan at lunch.
'Dado is the worst. I got my pants dirty.', Lisa during recess.
'I did a dado and my brother laughed at me.', Sam in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé makes your cock go up like a rocket because she's hot and you're a total idiot.
'My wife gave me a dado and I was like 'what is happening?', David at dinner.
'Dado is when your wife looks at you like you're a piece of meat.', Brian at work.
'My fiancé gave me a dado and I was like 'why?', Mike during a walk.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A quiet Asian girl who thinks guys with the same music taste are the only ones worth dating and can keep a million secrets, even if you tell her you're a total failure.
'I like him because he listens to Taylor Swift.', Mia at school.
'She kept my secret about my bad grades.', Ethan at lunch.
'She's cute and she's a secret keeper.', Logan during math.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A saw blade that cuts grooves like it's trying to rip your wood in half, and it's either stacked or wobbly like a drunk man at a party.
'I used a dado blade and my wood was perfect.', Tom at work.
'My dado blade wobbled and my wood was a mess.', Mike during lunch.
'I used a dado blade and my project looked cool.', Lisa in class.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who acts like he's been hit by a truck and doesn't know what day it is, like he's been stuck in a mental hospital for 10 years.
'He did a dado and sat in the corner like he was lost.', Sarah at school.
'Dado is when you forget your own name.', Alex during lunch.
'He does a dado every day like it's his job.', Ben at recess.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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