Dadmonition

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the loud and repetitive scolding your dad gives you that sounds like he’s been shouting for hours and is absolutely fed up with your life

'You forgot your lunch AGAIN? I’ve been screaming at you for FIVE MINUTES!'

'Did you just spill your soda on the floor? I’m gonna die from this stress!'

'You’re gonna fail math again? I don’t even know why I bother!'

when your dad yells at you so much it feels like he's trying to break your bones with his voice

'I swear if you don’t clean your room, I’ll scream until the neighbors call the cops!'

'You’re gonna get a bad grade again? I’m gonna scream so loud your dog will run away!'

'You forgot your homework again? I’m gonna scream until I turn into a zombie!'

the annoying and never-ending lecture your dad gives you like he’s trying to turn you into a robot

'You’re gonna get in trouble again? I swear I will lecture you until you’re a brainless robot!'

'You spilled your juice on my shirt? I’m gonna talk at you until you understand the meaning of life!'

'You forgot your keys again? I’m gonna lecture you until your brain turns to soup!'