dadmom

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A stupid way to call your parent. People use it when they think they’re cool, but they’re just trying to sound funny and failing.
Hey dadmom, why did you eat my sandwich? It was the last one!
I’m not your dadmom, I’m your dad and your mom, and I’m still mad about the sandwich.
Dadmom, if you eat one more sandwich, I swear I’ll turn you into a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who lost his wife and now tries to be both parents. Usually ends in disaster or a lot of crying.
My dadmom lost his wife to a shark. Now he talks to the ocean every day.
Dadmom tried to be both parents, but he forgot to cook dinner and now we’re all hungry.
My dadmom is so sad, he wears his wife’s old socks to bed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A weird phrase from a show where a sponge and a starfish hang out. People use it because they think it’s funny and they’re too lazy to think of anything else.
I’m not a dadmom, I’m just a kid who watched SpongeBob too much.
Dadmom? That’s what my teacher said when I drew a square on the board.
My little brother says he’s a dadmom because he saw it on a cartoon.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The strongest, loudest, most annoying parent in the whole world. They’re like a superhero, but they’re also a menace.
Dadmom is the reason I have a headache and a snack.
My dadmom is so loud, he could wake up the entire neighborhood.
Dadmom is like a superhero, but he also stole my snack.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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