Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who thinks he’s cool but is just a hot mess in a suit.

Dadmalisk: 'I’m just here for the snacks.' Then he tripped over the couch.

Dadmalisk tried to text me while driving. The car almost hit a mailbox.

Dadmalisk called his boss 'buddy' and got fired.

2

A man who thinks he’s the king of the world but can’t even boil water.

Dadmalisk tried to make coffee. It came out black and angry.

Dadmalisk yelled at the TV like it owed him money.

Dadmalisk tried to fix the Wi-Fi. Now the whole house is offline.

3

The guy who wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

Dadmalisk walked into the room. I knew it was gonna be a long day.

Dadmalisk wore his socks with sandals to work. His boss looked confused.

Dadmalisk tried to dance in his socks. It was like a horror movie.

4

A man who thinks he’s a rockstar but just sings in the shower.

Dadmalisk tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in the shower. It was sad.

Dadmalisk yelled his lyrics at the dog. The dog just stared.

Dadmalisk tried to do a solo. He forgot the words.

5

The guy who thinks he’s a legend but can’t even remember his own name.

Dadmalisk said his name was 'Bob.' Then he called himself 'Steve.'

Dadmalisk forgot his own birthday. He showed up in pajamas.

Dadmalisk told me he was a king. Then he fell asleep on the couch.

6

A man who thinks he’s a superhero but just fights the microwave.

Dadmalisk tried to fight the microwave. It beeped at him.

Dadmalisk yelled at the microwave like it was his nemesis.

Dadmalisk tried to save the day. The microwave won.