dadlike

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A thing that is good, like when your dad says you're the best, even though he probably still thinks you're a disappointment.
'You're the best son I ever had,' he said, while secretly Googling 'how to be a better dad.'
He called me a 'champion' after I failed a math test. I cried. He cried. Then he cried again.
He said I was 'dadlike' after I ate three pizzas for breakfast. I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
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Something so good it makes your dad forget he ever had a temper tantrum in the grocery store.
'That cake is dadlike,' he said, even though he threw a fit when the bakery didn't have frosting.
He called my report card 'dadlike' after I got a C. I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
He said my new haircut was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
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When something is so good it makes your dad forget he ever told you you were a disappointment.
He said my new video game was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
He said my new shirt was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
He said my new pet was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
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A thing that is good, like when your dad is proud of you even though he still thinks you're a mess.
He said my new job was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
He said my new car was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
He said my new girlfriend was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
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Something that is good, like when your dad is happy even though he still thinks you're a disaster.
He said my new house was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
He said my new dog was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
He said my new hobby was 'dadlike.' I don't know what that means, but I'm not complaining.
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