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The worst cock you ever saw that makes you think of your dad’s cock, like it’s haunted by his ghost

Bro, that guy’s cock is like my dad’s cock after a week in the sauna

I saw that cock and immediately cried

You call that a cock? That’s my dad’s cock after a lifetime of bad decisions

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I saw that cock and I wanted to die

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A cock so ugly it’s like your dad’s cock was tortured by a gang of squirrels

That cock looks like my dad’s cock got hit by a truck

I saw that cock and I screamed

That cock is like my dad’s cock if it had a bad haircut and a worse attitude