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A hot old guy who smells like old socks and regret
My dad is dadlicious. He still hits on my mom.
That guy at the grocery store is dadlicious. He tried to flirt with me.
My uncle is dadlicious. He once proposed to my grandma.
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A man who looks like he should be on a dating app but isn't
My dad is on Tinder. He’s dadlicious and still single.
That guy at the park is dadlicious. He’s got a dog and a divorce.
My grandpa is dadlicious. He’s got a perm and a heart.
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A man who is so good-looking it’s unfair
My dad is dadlicious. He’s got a six-pack and a bad attitude.
That guy at the gym is dadlicious. He lifts weights and my mom.
My uncle is dadlicious. He’s got a beard and a soul.
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A man who looks like he just walked out of a 90s movie
My dad is dadlicious. He’s got a mullet and a heart of gold.
That guy at the mall is dadlicious. He’s got a fanny pack and a crush on my mom.
My grandpa is dadlicious. He’s got a mustache and a sense of humor.
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A man who is so hot he makes your mom blush
My dad is dadlicious. He still makes my mom blush.
That guy at the coffee shop is dadlicious. He’s got a latte and a smile.
My uncle is dadlicious. He’s got a mustache and a wink.