Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who looks like he lost a wrestling match with a mop and a trash can.

My dadlet tried to lift me when I was 5. He looked like he was about to die.

He walks into a room and people immediately check the exits.

He tried to do a pull-up. It looked like a crime scene.

2

A dad who is so tiny he could fit in a shoe. And he still thinks he’s a tough guy.

He tried to fight my uncle. It was like a kid fighting a superhero.

He told me he could bench-press me. I weighed 120 pounds. He could barely lift me.

He tried to do a karate chop. It was more like a flail.

3

A guy who looks like he was shrunk by a witch and then cursed by a priest.

He tried to play basketball with me. He looked like he was playing against a mountain.

He tried to carry my backpack. It looked like he was carrying a spaceship.

He tried to do a dance. It looked like a cat was trying to escape.

4

A man so short he probably thinks the moon is a lightbulb.

He told me he could beat my mom in a race. She’s 5 feet tall. He’s 4 feet tall and still limped.

He tried to climb a ladder. He looked like he was trying to escape a jail cell.

He tried to play hide and seek. He hid behind a couch and still looked like he was screaming for help.

5

A dad who looks like he was made from a sock and a sigh.

He tried to play football with me. He looked like he was about to cry.

He tried to mow the lawn. It looked like he was doing a war crime.

He tried to hug me. It looked like he was trying to smother me.

6

A guy who is so short he probably thinks the sun is a spotlight.

He tried to do a push-up. It looked like he was doing a crime.

He tried to wrestle me. He looked like he was doing a suicide.

He tried to ride a bike. He looked like he was trying to escape a dragon.