Dadjokeitus

Current Trending
#dad jokes#old age#embarrassing

3 views · Added 14d ago · 6 definitions

1
When old age turns your brain to sludge and your dad jokes go from mildly annoying to flat-out embarrassing.
My dad told a joke about tacos and a toilet. I didn't laugh. I cried.
He asked, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' I said, 'To get away from you.'
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It involved a banana and a very confused cloud.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
2
A disease where your brain becomes a parking lot and your dad jokes are just cars trying to find a spot.
He told a joke about pizza and a football. It took 10 minutes and no one got it.
He said, 'I told my wife I was going to the gym. She said, 'You're always going to the gym.' I said, 'Yes, but I'm going today.' She said, 'So was I.'
He tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese. It involved a sock and a very tired astronaut.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
3
The sad state where your dad jokes are so bad they make your mom roll her eyes and your dog walks out.
He told a joke about a horse and a lighthouse. It involved a banana and a very confused horse.
He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired.'
He tried to explain why the sun rises. It involved a donut and a very angry sun.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
4
When your brain turns to mush and your dad jokes become the reason your friends start avoiding you.
He told a joke about a frog and a bicycle. It was longer than the last time he went to the gym.
He asked, 'What did the ocean say to the shore?' I said, 'Nothing. It just waved.' He said, 'That was the best one yet.'
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It involved a banana, a sock, and a very confused cloud.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
5
A condition where your brain becomes a dumpster and your dad jokes are just trash being thrown out.
He told a joke about a chicken and a pizza. It involved a sock and a very tired chicken.
He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired. Why did it cross again? Because it was confused.'
He tried to explain why the moon is made of cheese. It involved a banana, a donut, and a very confused astronaut.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
6
When your brain turns to sludge and your dad jokes are just the sludge trying to escape.
He told a joke about a horse and a donut. It took 15 minutes and no one laughed.
He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired. Why did it cross again? Because it was confused. Why did it cross again? Because it was tired again.'
He tried to explain why the sky is blue. It involved a banana, a sock, and a very confused cloud.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
xs