Dadizam

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When your friend goes off about Tito and Socialism like they’re the only ones who ever lived

'You think you're smart? I was alive during the revolution, buddy.'

'Tito was the real deal. You're just a sad kid with a bad haircut.'

‘Socialism? That’s what got us fed. You’re just a capitalist loser.’

A fancy way of saying your friend is a washed-up old man who still thinks he’s cool

‘Back in my day, we had real socialism. Now you kids just play video games.’

‘Tito was a king. You? Just a peasant with a phone.’

‘You talk about Tito like he’s dead. He’s not dead. He’s just sad about you.’

When your friend talks about Tito like he’s your long-lost dad and you’re the worst kid ever

‘Tito was my dad. You’re just a failure of a kid.’

‘You’re not even worthy to breathe the same air as Tito.’

‘I had a dad. You? You’re just a disgrace.’

A made-up disease that happens when your friend mentions Tito and Socialism in the same sentence

‘You just caught Dadizam. You’ll be talking about socialism for the rest of your life.’

‘You’re infected. Tito’s going to haunt you.’

‘You’ll be doomed to remember Tito for eternity. No escape.’

A fancy name for your friend being a total Tito enthusiast and you’re just there to suffer

‘I live for Tito. You? You just live for misery.’

‘You’re not here to have fun. You’re here to suffer Tito’s glory.’

‘I love Tito. You? You’re just a sad soul with no life.’

When your friend acts like Tito is the best thing to ever happen and you’re the worst thing to ever happen

‘Tito was the best. You? You’re the worst.’

‘He changed the world. You? You changed my mood.’

‘Tito made history. You made me regret my life choices.’