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When a dad yells at a kid who’s still in elementary school like he’s the one who failed life.

'You think you're cool? I was cool before you were born!'

‘You’re gonna fail this test and I’m gonna fail you!’

‘If you don’t stop talking, I’ll make you eat your homework!’

When a dad cries like a baby but still acts like he’s the toughest person in the world.

‘I just got a call from my mom and she said my uncle died.’ (then immediately sniffs and says ‘I’m fine’.)

‘I cried in the car. Don’t tell anyone.’

‘I didn’t cry. I just had a really bad day.’

A dad who’s always chill... until he grabs you and slaps your butt like you’re a kid who didn’t do their chores.

‘You’re gonna get grounded if you don’t stop being a pain.’

‘I just saw your report card and I’m gonna slap you until you get an A.’

‘You’re lucky I’m not calling your mom right now.’

When a dad throws a tantrum because you didn’t say thank you for doing something that took him five minutes.

‘You didn’t even thank me for mowing the lawn! I could’ve just left it!’

‘I did one thing and you didn’t say anything! I’m gonna mow the lawn again!’

‘I did something you didn’t even notice. I’m gonna go eat cereal for dinner.’

When a kid treats their dad like he’s a complete idiot and doesn’t even try to be polite.

‘Dad, you’re the worst. I hate you.’

‘You’re so dumb, I could do your job.’

‘You don’t even know what you’re doing.’