Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Choosing the parking spot that makes you walk the farthest just to look cool.

I parked so far away I almost got a blister just to look cool.

He parked like a grandma who just walked 10 miles.

That daditis spot was so far away I considered taking a taxi.

2

Parking so far away it feels like you’re avoiding the store entirely.

She parked so far away I thought she was running from the store.

Dad parked like he was escaping a fire.

That spot was so far I almost took a selfie just to prove it.

3

Choosing the worst parking spot just to feel like you're winning.

He picked the worst spot and called it a victory.

She parked like she beat the system.

Dad parked so bad it looked like a crime scene.

4

Picking the parking spot that makes everyone else look bad.

He parked so far away it made me feel like I got a free pass.

That daditis spot looked like it was from another planet.

She parked so far away it made me feel like I was special.

5

Parking so far away it feels like you're doing a punishment.

He parked like he was serving time.

She parked so far away it felt like jail.

Dad parked like he was doing his homework.

6

Choosing the parking spot that looks like it was picked by a blind person.

He parked like he was blind and drunk.

She picked the worst spot like it was a test.

Dad parked like he was trying to fail life.