Dadison Square Garden

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Dadison Square Garden is the trashy block where old men sip lukewarm beer and yell at kids who dare to dance in the middle of the road.

My uncle got kicked out of DSG for singing karaoke in his underwear.

I saw a goat die on the steps of DSG. It was tragic.

My mom’s boyfriend proposed to her at DSG. It was awkward and loud.

DSG is where the elderly gather to watch the world pass them by while they sip terrible coffee and complain about the price of a soda.

I got into a fight with my neighbor at DSG over whose dog pooped on the sidewalk.

My grandpa danced to 'Eye of the Tiger' at DSG and nobody stopped him.

My cousin tried to start a band at DSG. It was terrible.

Dadison Square Garden is the place where old people go to forget they’re old and pretend they’re still cool.

My uncle tried to rap at DSG and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

My grandma got into a dance-off with a man in a suit. It was glorious.

My cousin’s dog ran through DSG and nobody caught it.