dadish

Bro, my dad is dadish. He told the cop he was king of the parking lot.

My dad said he was dadish. He tried to high-five a pizza delivery guy and missed.

Dadish is when your dad says he’s a rockstar, but he can’t even play air guitar right.

My dad is dadish. He said he was cool, then he ate a pie with a fork.

Dadish is when your dad says he’s cool and then eats a pie in front of you.

My dad is dadish. He called me cool, then he ate a pie like it was a crime.

My dad is dadish. He said he was a superhero, then he tripped over his own feet.

Dadish is when your dad says he’s a superhero, then he falls into a puddle.

My dad is dadish. He tried to save me from a monster, then he fell into a puddle.

My dad is dadish. He said he was a legend, then he forgot his own name.

Dadish is when your dad says he’s a legend, but he can’t remember his own name.

My dad is dadish. He called himself a legend, then he said, 'Who am I?'

My dad is dadish. He said he was a beast, then he spilled his coffee on his pants.

Dadish is when your dad says he’s a beast, but he can’t even hold his coffee.

My dad is dadish. He said he was a beast, then he spilled his coffee like it was a war.

My dad is dadish. He said he was a god, then he fell off a chair.

Dadish is when your dad says he’s a god, but he falls off a chair.

My dad is dadish. He called himself a god, then he fell off a chair like it was a punishment.