Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who makes you cut your hair with a rusty razor and calls you kid.

My dad said I was a disgrace and made me shave my head in the bathroom.

He told me to take the razor and said, 'This is how you show respect.'

I had to do it in front of his friends and they laughed at me.

2

A man who yells at you for having hair and says you're not a real man.

He screamed, 'You're not a man if you don't look like me!'

He made me shave my head in front of my mom and my little brother.

He said I was a disgrace and called me a baby.

3

A person who makes you lose your hair and calls you son like you're in trouble.

He said, 'Son, you're not a man until you're bald.'

I had to do it in the garage with a hair clipper and a lot of swear words.

He called me a disgrace and made me do it in front of my friends.

4

A guy who shaves your head with a knife and says you're not tough enough.

He said, 'You're not tough like me, so you're getting a bald head.'

He used a rusty knife and I screamed the whole time.

He made me do it in the middle of the night and said I was a coward.

5

A man who makes you shave your head and calls you kid like you're a criminal.

He said, 'You're a criminal if you don't look like me.'

He made me shave my head in the kitchen with a terrible razor.

He called me a disgrace and made me do it in front of my sister.

6

A person who shaves your head and says you're not a real man and calls you a baby.

He said, 'You're a baby if you don't look like me.'

He made me do it in the backyard with a hair clipper and a lot of swearing.

He called me a disgrace and said I was weak.