dadiqe

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Dadiqe is a name so complicated it sounds like a curse. I’m not even mad I shortened it to D. K. I’m just sad I had to.
My cousin’s name is Dadiqe. I call him D. K. because I’m too lazy to say the rest.
My teacher said Dadiqe is the worst name ever. I agreed and renamed him D. K.
I tried to say Dadiqe in front of my friends. They all ran away. I became D. K.
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Dadiqe is a name so long and loud it could wake the dead. I made it D. K. because I don’t want to die trying to say it.
My friend’s name is Dadiqe. I’m not gonna bother saying it. I’ll just call him D. K. and be done with it.
My mom named my brother Dadiqe. I told her I’d rather be called D. K. and be hated.
I saw a guy named Dadiqe on a bus. I whispered, 'D. K.' and he stared at me like I was a monster.
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Dadiqe is a name so ridiculous it should be illegal. I turned it into D. K. because I’m not that stupid.
My cousin’s name is Dadiqe. I said, 'D. K. from now on.' He said, 'You’re the stupid one.'
I tried to spell Dadiqe on my math test. I failed. I’m now D. K.
My neighbor’s kid is named Dadiqe. I told him, 'You’re D. K. from now on.' He told me, 'You’re crazy.'
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