Dadima

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A grandma who thinks she's still young and won't shut up about her old love life.

'Dadima, why did you date that guy with the beard? He looked like a goat!'

'Dadima, you're 70, not 30. Stop telling me about your first crush.'

Dadima: 'I could still take you on a dance floor, kid!' Me: 'You could, but you wouldn't.'

A grandma who eats so much she could feed an entire village and still has room for snacks.

Dadima eats three chapatis, two ladoos, and a whole bowl of dal for breakfast.

'Dadima, you're going to get diabetes!' 'So what? I'll die happy!'

Dadima: 'I didn't have snacks at lunch. I had a snack.'

A grandma who thinks she's the most important person in the world and won't let anyone forget it.

Dadima: 'I'm the reason you're all here. Without me, you wouldn't exist!'

'Dadima, I'm getting married. You're not the one getting married.' 'I'm the one giving you the wedding!'

Dadima: 'You don't even know your own birthday. I know mine.'

A grandma who can't stop giving advice even if you're 20 and already have a life.

Dadima: 'You should get married by 25. Otherwise, you'll be alone forever.'

'Dadima, I have a job. I'm fine.' 'You'll be fine, but you won't be happy.'

Dadima: 'If you don't find a husband, I'll find you one.'

A grandma who is always yelling at the TV like it wronged her for 50 years.

Dadima yells at the cricket match: 'You're playing like you're 10! I'm 70 and I could beat you!'

Dadima: 'That actor just said the worst line in the history of movies!' Me: 'Dadima, it was a movie.'

Dadima: 'That character died? That's not fair!'

A grandma who thinks she's the most stylish person in the world and won't let anyone tell her otherwise.

Dadima: 'I wear this dress every day. It's the most fashionable dress in the whole world.'

'Dadima, you wore the same dress to my brother's wedding.' 'That's because it's perfect.'

Dadima: 'You think you're stylish? I've been stylish since I was 20!'