dadico

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A way of life that smells like old socks and bad decisions.
My dadico is so strong I can smell it from the next town.
Dadico is when you stay up all night eating cereal and watching YouTube.
I live my dadico like it’s the final exam.
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The art of being a dad who thinks he’s cool but is actually just tired.
Dadico is when you try to rap to your kid and forget the words.
My dadico is just me yelling at the TV and eating pizza.
I live my dadico like it’s a Saturday morning cartoon.
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A lifestyle where you wear pajamas to work and nobody cares.
Dadico is when your boss says, 'Just keep showing up.'
I live my dadico like I’m the king of the office.
Dadico is just me in sweatpants and a coffee cup.
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A life where you have more snacks than friends.
Dadico is when you eat chips for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I live my dadico like I’m the snack king.
Dadico is when your friends are just snacks in a bag.
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A lifestyle that’s basically just yelling at everything.
Dadico is when you yell at your kid, the dog, and the TV.
I live my dadico like I’m the loudest person in the room.
Dadico is when you yell at the microwave because it didn’t beep.
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