Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who shoves his willy up his grandma’s butt

My dad is a dadichod. He told my mom he did it in the kitchen.

He asked for a second helping of pie because he was still full from his grandma.

He said he didn’t care if his grandpa saw him do it.

2

The worst kind of incest, but with more swearing

He said he’d kill me if I told anyone. I told my dog. He told my grandma.

He got in trouble at church because he was still f***ing his grandma at the altar.

He called me a f***ing disgrace for telling my teacher.

3

A guy who thinks his grandma is his best friend and his biggest f***ing mistake

He said he’d take me to the mall if I promised not to tell anyone.

He was still f***ing his grandma when I came home from school.

He said I was a f***ing snitch for telling my cousin.

4

A man who f***s his grandma so much he forgets his own name

He didn’t even remember my name when I asked him for money.

He told me he f***ed his grandma in the grocery store.

He got in trouble for f***ing his grandma in the school parking lot.

5

A guy who’s too f***ing lazy to find a new grandma

He said he didn’t want to go out because he was still f***ing his grandma.

He said he’d rather f*** his grandma than go to the movies.

He told me he didn’t care if the whole neighborhood saw him f*** his grandma.

6

A man who f***s his grandma so hard he gets a new personality

He told me he’s not the same person since he started f***ing his grandma.

He said he doesn’t even like pizza anymore because of his grandma.

He got in trouble for f***ing his grandma during math class.