Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weak way to yell when something goes wrong. Like when your dad gums you and you don’t like it.

Dadgum! My gum is stuck to my face again!

Dadgum! My dad gumed me and I still haven’t figured out why.

Dadgum! I got gumed by my dad and I’m still mad about it.

2

A weird old swear word that rednecks use when they’re too dumb to say anything else.

Dadgum! That TV commercial was worse than my dad’s face.

Dadgum! Why is my dad guming me again?

Dadgum! I got gumed and now I’m stuck with it.

3

A command that you give to your dad if you want some gum. But only if he’s dumb enough to listen.

Dadgum! I want gum and I want it now!

Dadgum! I got gumed and I want more gum.

Dadgum! My dad gumed me and now I want gum.

4

What a toothless, inbred dad does to his inbred son. And the son is happy about it.

Dadgum! My dad gumed me and I still love him.

Dadgum! I got gumed and I still love my dad.

Dadgum! My dad is toothless and he gumed me.

5

What rednecks say when they’re too dumb to think of anything else. Like a TN senator who uses it more than a person uses the word 'hello.'

Dadgum! That war is worse than my dad’s face.

Dadgum! I got gumed and I still love my dad.

Dadgum! I hate Nascar and I hate my dad’s face.