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#heartthrob#saintlevel#brainmeltdown

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A girl so good she could make a saint blush and a devil cry. She’s the kind of girl that makes your brain shut up and your heart yell ‘YES’.
My ex tried to replace her with a pizza. It failed. Pizza is now my ex.
She walked in and my brain immediately started a riot. I didn’t even know what a riot was.
I asked her out. She said yes. I then asked her out again. She said yes again. I’m now married to my own brain.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of girl who could make a dog drop its bone just to look at her. She’s got that magic that turns ‘meh’ into ‘WOW’.
I saw her in the grocery store. I dropped my cart. She dropped my heart.
My dog ran away from me to follow her. I now live in the same house as a dog and a very annoying woman.
She smiled at me. I forgot my name. I now live in the same house as a very annoying woman.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl so amazing she could make a broken toaster work again. She’s got that special something that makes you forget your own name just to be near her.
She passed me in the hallway. I forgot my name. I now live in the same house as a very annoying woman.
She said ‘hi’ to me. I said ‘hi’ back. Then I forgot my name.
She walked into class. The teacher forgot her name. I now live in the same house as a very annoying woman.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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