Dadge

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A dadge is when a snail or dog named Nitez or Oky Docky gets smacked with a pokeball and acts like it's the worst thing ever. It’s basically a slap fight for babies.
Nitez dodged the pokeball like it was a math test.
Oky Docky got hit by a pokeball and cried like a baby.
Nitez dodged the pokeball and said, 'This is the worst day ever.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dadge is when your dad tells a joke so bad it makes your brain hurt. It’s like being forced to eat a whole pizza by yourself.
Dad said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' I threw up.
My dad told a joke about a sock and I cried.
Dad told a joke so bad it made my dog laugh.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dadge is when you tell someone to do a damn Google search because they’re too lazy to think. It’s like telling a kid to do their homework for them.
I said, 'Do a damn Google search!' and he cried.
She asked me why the sky is blue and I said, 'Do a damn Google search!'
He asked me how to tie a shoe and I said, 'Do a damn Google search!'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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