dadgasm

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When your dad loses his mind over something stupid and geeky that only old men find cool
My dad saw a man wearing a tuxedo made of Legos and screamed like he’d won the lottery.
He got a dadgasm when I told him my teacher uses a slide show with cat memes.
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man ride a bike with a goat on it.
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When your dad acts like he’s been waiting for this moment since the 80s and it’s just some dumb thing
He had a dadgasm when I told him there was a show about hot dogs.
He got a dadgasm when he saw a man wearing a hat made of soup cans.
He had a dadgasm when I said my teacher uses a fidget spinner in class.
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When your dad gets so excited about something that only he finds cool that it’s like he’s going to explode
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man wearing a hat made of cheese.
He got a dadgasm when I told him my teacher uses a robot in class.
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man ride a unicycle made of tires.
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When your dad gets so happy about something stupid that it’s like he’s been hit with a dadgasm bomb
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man wearing a shirt that said ‘I love math’.
He got a dadgasm when I told him my teacher uses a slide show with dog pictures.
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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When your dad acts like he’s been waiting for this moment since the dawn of time and it’s just some dumb thing
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man wearing a shirt made of socks.
He got a dadgasm when I told him my teacher uses a robot that dances.
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man ride a bike with a chicken on it.
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When your dad gets so excited about something that only he finds cool that it’s like he’s going to burst into flames
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man wearing a hat made of popcorn.
He got a dadgasm when I told him my teacher uses a robot that sings.
He had a dadgasm when he saw a man eat a whole cake in one bite.
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