dadeville

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the worst town in alabama where nothing happens and the only store is a gas station that smells like old socks
i moved to dadeville and my life became a horror movie
my cousin lives in dadeville and his only friend is a raccoon
i would rather be stuck in a blender than live in dadeville
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a town so bad it should be excommunicated from alabama, no lights, no fun, just rednecks and people who forgot how to shower
dadeville is like a bad dream that won't end
i went to dadeville and my brain shut off
my aunt said dadeville is where people go to die early
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a place so empty it could swallow a pizza and not even notice, full of people who think 'walmart' is a type of pizza
dadeville is so empty it eats pizza
i live in dadeville and my only meal is a cold burger
my friend said dadeville is where the pizza went to die
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